I was an amateur powerlifter and all around gym rat and weight lifter. I considered my the Minotaur, half man half beast. But I started getting fat and soft (and I’m pretty white 😆), so Marshmallow Minotaur.
I’m always sure to leave some happy and sweet comments for people, so that covers the happy. I have a big ball belly and absolutely adore my wife’s beautifully enormous tummy, so that covers the next two words :-)
I put my given name into a "random hax0r name generator" back in the early 2000s. C@bl3Fl@m3 came out. I changed it to the more internet friendly C4bl3Fl4m3 and have used it ever since. It's pretty much just me now.
(Although I used to be more closeted about being into feedism back in the day and used another one to generate my old feedism username, ElectroInfecto.)