Had McDonalds for breakfast on the way to work. Came to find I was the only one at the office that day. Immediately ordered a dozen donuts and an iced coffee. Ordered lunch at 11am - 2 pizzas and 2 orders of mozzarella sticks. Another dozen donuts at 1pm. An iced coffee at 3pm. Raided the office kitchen for sweets before 5pm. Ended up staying until 6pm just leaning back, praying my office chair wouldn't break and letting my gut hang out, too stuffed to move, let alone drive. Got praised by my boss the next day for working late, and jokingly teased about the empty office kitchen when he had to put in another order for new snacks. If he only knew the number of deliveries made to the office that day...
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