7 months
Daily "i'm fat" reminders
SHREK333:
Daily reminder of me getting fatter.
When I am doing the number two, it's harder to wipe.
Above my hips my belly is digging into my chest and it is harder to wipe.
Morbidly A Beast:
Get a wand I refuse to elaborate it’s tmi imo
BigBallBellyGirl:
Second this on the wand. Also, a shower wand works wonders for good hygiene.
Daily reminder of me getting fatter.
When I am doing the number two, it's harder to wipe.
Above my hips my belly is digging into my chest and it is harder to wipe.
Morbidly A Beast:
Get a wand I refuse to elaborate it’s tmi imo
BigBallBellyGirl:
Second this on the wand. Also, a shower wand works wonders for good hygiene.
And of course I always have to go again after taking a shower. I can’t twist, as well as from being fat but because I have a lumbar fusion and have lost a lot of flexibility.
My shower head has a handheld attachment as well as the main head able to be turned off. I turn it off, set the handheld to stream, and get in the shower even with my shirt and glasses on, not getting them wet.
The point is I use it like a bidet. Of course I can’t do this when I’m away from home. I just pray I don’t have to drop a deuce.
As they say, the struggle is real.
7 months
Daily "i'm fat" reminders
Welp it happened today. One of my female coworkers asked me if I was pregnant…
In my mind it’s like “No Sarah, the only thing in my belly right now is a half dozen donuts and a large iced coffee I ate in my car in the parking lot” 😂 like seriously who asks that. Even if it’s blatantly obvious that I am gaining weight…
But anyway. I just stood there, stared at her and said “no, I am not pregnant” and then she’s all like “oh….” Yeah I bet you feel stupid now (flavorful choice of words)
In my mind it’s like “No Sarah, the only thing in my belly right now is a half dozen donuts and a large iced coffee I ate in my car in the parking lot” 😂 like seriously who asks that. Even if it’s blatantly obvious that I am gaining weight…
But anyway. I just stood there, stared at her and said “no, I am not pregnant” and then she’s all like “oh….” Yeah I bet you feel stupid now (flavorful choice of words)
7 months
Daily "i'm fat" reminders
Deadass427:
Welp it happened today. One of my female coworkers asked me if I was pregnant…
In my mind it’s like “No Sarah, the only thing in my belly right now is a half dozen donuts and a large iced coffee I ate in my car in the parking lot” 😂 like seriously who asks that. Even if it’s blatantly obvious that I am gaining weight…
But anyway. I just stood there, stared at her and said “no, I am not pregnant” and then she’s all like “oh….” Yeah I bet you feel stupid now (flavorful choice of words)
Welp it happened today. One of my female coworkers asked me if I was pregnant…
In my mind it’s like “No Sarah, the only thing in my belly right now is a half dozen donuts and a large iced coffee I ate in my car in the parking lot” 😂 like seriously who asks that. Even if it’s blatantly obvious that I am gaining weight…
But anyway. I just stood there, stared at her and said “no, I am not pregnant” and then she’s all like “oh….” Yeah I bet you feel stupid now (flavorful choice of words)
Cannot believe ppl are still doing this in the year 2024. Who does that??
7 months
Daily "i'm fat" reminders
I went for breakfast this morning, squeezed my gut into a booth. I probably should have gone to a table with chairs, but I love tight booths.
When I finished and got up to pay, it was even tighter than before I ate. I swear after finally freeing my belly, I felt it go "boing" and jiggled.
I imagine the booth won't be an option soon, but I love it so much so I will enjoy it while I can.
When I finished and got up to pay, it was even tighter than before I ate. I swear after finally freeing my belly, I felt it go "boing" and jiggled.
I imagine the booth won't be an option soon, but I love it so much so I will enjoy it while I can.
7 months
Daily "i'm fat" reminders
Deadass427:
Welp it happened today. One of my female coworkers asked me if I was pregnant…
In my mind it’s like “No Sarah, the only thing in my belly right now is a half dozen donuts and a large iced coffee I ate in my car in the parking lot” 😂 like seriously who asks that. Even if it’s blatantly obvious that I am gaining weight…
But anyway. I just stood there, stared at her and said “no, I am not pregnant” and then she’s all like “oh….” Yeah I bet you feel stupid now (flavorful choice of words)
Welp it happened today. One of my female coworkers asked me if I was pregnant…
In my mind it’s like “No Sarah, the only thing in my belly right now is a half dozen donuts and a large iced coffee I ate in my car in the parking lot” 😂 like seriously who asks that. Even if it’s blatantly obvious that I am gaining weight…
But anyway. I just stood there, stared at her and said “no, I am not pregnant” and then she’s all like “oh….” Yeah I bet you feel stupid now (flavorful choice of words)
Ha, saucy! I love it! :-)
7 months
Daily "i'm fat" reminders
Well I just fell victim to every fat persons nightmare. I was at a friend’s cookout today and I absolutely DESTROYED one of those white plastic outdoor chair. My old me would have been completely mortified, but I was so high that it didn’t even matter. In fact, it low key kinda turned me on. I wonder what other stuff my butt can break 😈😈
7 months
Daily "i'm fat" reminders
Deadass427:
Well I just fell victim to every fat persons nightmare. I was at a friend’s cookout today and I absolutely DESTROYED one of those white plastic outdoor chair. My old me would have been completely mortified, but I was so high that it didn’t even matter. In fact, it low key kinda turned me on. I wonder what other stuff my butt can break 😈😈
Well I just fell victim to every fat persons nightmare. I was at a friend’s cookout today and I absolutely DESTROYED one of those white plastic outdoor chair. My old me would have been completely mortified, but I was so high that it didn’t even matter. In fact, it low key kinda turned me on. I wonder what other stuff my butt can break 😈😈
those plastic outdoor chairs are dangerous when they get old they bake in the sun causing the plastic to go brittle, and they tend to shatter into really sharp fragments when sat on, I avoid em doesn’t help when you can’t fit in them in the first place haha
7 months
Daily "i'm fat" reminders
Deadass427:
Well I just fell victim to every fat persons nightmare. I was at a friend’s cookout today and I absolutely DESTROYED one of those white plastic outdoor chair. My old me would have been completely mortified, but I was so high that it didn’t even matter. In fact, it low key kinda turned me on. I wonder what other stuff my butt can break 😈😈
Morbidly A Beast:
those plastic outdoor chairs are dangerous when they get old they bake in the sun causing the plastic to go brittle, and they tend to shatter into really sharp fragments when sat on, I avoid em doesn’t help when you can’t fit in them in the first place haha
Well I just fell victim to every fat persons nightmare. I was at a friend’s cookout today and I absolutely DESTROYED one of those white plastic outdoor chair. My old me would have been completely mortified, but I was so high that it didn’t even matter. In fact, it low key kinda turned me on. I wonder what other stuff my butt can break 😈😈
Morbidly A Beast:
those plastic outdoor chairs are dangerous when they get old they bake in the sun causing the plastic to go brittle, and they tend to shatter into really sharp fragments when sat on, I avoid em doesn’t help when you can’t fit in them in the first place haha
after a few to many shots ive broken a few..By fabric ones they will handle 400+ pounds n won't break like plastic Lowes has um for 25$ each n have done my drunk ass well worth every penny
7 months
Daily "i'm fat" reminders
Deadass427:
Well I just fell victim to every fat persons nightmare. I was at a friend’s cookout today and I absolutely DESTROYED one of those white plastic outdoor chair. My old me would have been completely mortified, but I was so high that it didn’t even matter. In fact, it low key kinda turned me on. I wonder what other stuff my butt can break 😈😈
Well I just fell victim to every fat persons nightmare. I was at a friend’s cookout today and I absolutely DESTROYED one of those white plastic outdoor chair. My old me would have been completely mortified, but I was so high that it didn’t even matter. In fact, it low key kinda turned me on. I wonder what other stuff my butt can break 😈😈
Nice :-) Wish I could’ve been there, actually, ha.
We have the hard, thick rubber variety here on our back porch. Strong and wide enough to support us, thankfully!
7 months