sethman wrote
Oh, and as for the other topic I was discussing, I should probably also mention that the story has a happy ending. After the movie, my girlfriend and I left the theatre and saw security escorting him out of the building alone.

SpitefulOne wrote


Oh yes! It's a a rare time when he'll actually do a threesome!

sethman wrote
I've actually found more successful pedophiles than I've seen BBW twilight fans.

Example: I'm in line to see Knight and Day with my girlfriend (which was actually pretty good, by the way. Don't judge Tom Cruise's movies based solely on his batsh*t crazy personal life). In front of me is a girl maybe about 14-16. Thin, a bit plain looking. A middle aged man (pedophile moustache included) walked up to her.

Modern Humbert Humbert: Excuse me, I don't mean to be weird or anything, but you look exactly how I pictured Bella when I was reading the books.

Modern Lolita: Wow, really? Thank you so much, I can't believe anyone would think that!

Modern Humbert Humbert: Believe me, I do.

Modern Humbert Humbert proceeds to cut us in line, pay for his and her tickets to Eclipse, and goes to the movie with her.


Understandably, both my girlfriend and I were horrified.

Butterine wrote
Look boys, you only need to know one thing. When you say something along the lines of "what brings you to FF?" the only thing girls see is "hi, I suck at coming up with things to talk about, mainly because I didn't even read your profile. Just go about your business."

I know some guys really aren't great at approaching women, and that's fine...just stay away from that line at all costs. Talk about swaggercide.

Amatrix wrote

............
or, maybe she lost weight for a reason...like her happiness?