Yes I am, because I've got a sweet booty and a hydraulic penis that makes the ladies scream in ecstasy.

Don't project your own failings on others.

All that study indicates is that fat tissue from the thigh may somehow be related to insulin resistance. You should read past the headline.

Granted, it's already been explained to you- here and elsewhere- why you're wrong in this, and you still cling to the same bylines, so I'm pretty convinced at this point that you're so set in your ignorance that there's no chance in you changing your mind at all.

ETA: And because you didn't read it last time (and yet still commented on it here) I'll just repost this article for you- one based on far more recent information than a 2008 study that you drew pretty extreme conclusions from.

Probably not.

You can see if they'd be willing to entertain some elements of the fetish for you- turning one's partner on is a huge turn on for some people. But it'd be best if you reciprocated and played along with things that they're into as well.

Well it's a good thing then that you checked yourself before you wrecked yourself.

Raw eggs, like uncooked poultry, have a chance of carrying salmonella, which can cause a moderately serious illness that'll leave you puking and shitting for about two weeks straight. While not usually fatal, it's pretty awful to deal with, and avoiding eating raw eggs is a sensible way to prevent contracting it.