Weight gain help

1. My article "How to Get Fat" on askdrfeeder.dyndns.org might help.

2. What do you need a goal for? Why not just gain as long as you enjoy it?
13 years

Survey: has anyone met...

johnxyz wrote:
Do you mean met someone on FF, and then got married?

Or got married, then found their spouse fooling around on FF?

LOL.


The former. smiley
13 years

Survey: has anyone met...

...their spouse on ff?
13 years

Pizza is now a vegetable

Pizza is much more fattening than what we used to call vegetables. Maybe the Republicans are all latent feeders.
13 years

Accents

Question for the Scots on here:

Remember James Doohan on Star Trek? The guy who played Scotty? Just how bad was his accent, anyway?
13 years

Most important lesson

Oh wait, you said the most important lesson...oops. Uh...look both ways before crossing the street?
13 years

Most important lesson

1. Don't apologize if you've done nothing wrong.

2. Don't buy glasses that have upside-down screws.

3. Never make plans that require sitting around waiting for someone to phone.

4. Keep your promises. Also, avoid making promises.

5. When you buy shoes, buy some replacement shoelaces for them. If they don't carry them, DON'T BUY THE SHOES!

6. The more it's all about you, the more you should make others feel it's all about them.

7. If a child is crying because she's hurt or afraid, comfort her. If she's crying because she's not getting her way, have her go cry somewhere else.

8. If nobody's listening, don't talk.

9. If someone says "you know what I'm saying?" and you don't, say "No, I don't know what you're saying."
13 years

Most important lesson

FluffyMcMittens wrote:
See, my step mother is a cold, racist, homophobic bitch. A real monster. But she donated 500 bucks to charity a few weeks ago.


What charity? Hope it wasn't "Gay-bashers for Hitler"!
13 years

Accents

Met a woman once who was born in Hong-Kong and then lived in Australia for some time. She had a combination Chinese-Australian accent that was as cute as it gets.
13 years