Nice.

Being in a relationship with a sweet girl who loves cooking and baking way too much, while being her personal king-sized body pillow.

When I'm unable to wipe my ass after taking a dump.

You need to come clean. He deserves to know that you have this kink whether he is into it or not. If he keeps gaining you, might start to feel guilty and he probably doesn't want that.

Here are some I can think of:

- One of the first things they ask is about your favorite foods/restaurants
- They cook a lot of food
- They frequently ask if you want seconds
- They frequently bring/cook/bake your favorite foods

I want to find a nice feeder/FA girl who is a good cook and likes to bake, but also respects my wishes. She'd help fatten my body to around 300-330 lbs and love every inch of it, and is especially into belly play. Her size doesn't matter to me that much.

I'd like to avoid any, if at all possible.

Being out of shape I can deal with.

Yes, and with a big belly to match. My ass is already fairly big for my size (6' 0,5" 165 lbs), so I'm probably going to get a big one if and when I start to gain.

Drop alcohol completely, minimize sugar and maximize fat.

I see myself being in the middle, neither dominant nor submissive.