I'm so proud of my weightgain! My belly's all round and shiny now...

Tummy, I bet if I poked your belly it would jiggle your whole body, to your chunky ass.

No more ice cream, Tummy, you'll get even fatter than you are now. And your rolls are starting to overflow as it is...

Tummy, you know that cream cake will go straight to your rolls right? Pig.

Tummy, it looks like you ATE a skinny supermodel. Admit it, you're a fatty.

Are you kidding? People will be staring at your muffin top, wondering when you will realize how fat you've gotten.

Tummy, you're bathing suit straps are straining, holding in your porky rolls. If you don't slow down, you'll be a whale...

@readthewind Took a picture with the 20 cookies that will be devoured...

@readthewind As you wish. How many more should I stuff in?

12 in one setting, that is

@readthewind (Blush) you caught me. I should've wrote [eats a handful of cookies] 12 sandwich cookies at a time is currently my limit...

@ReadTheWind Thank you -- and honestly that's kind of a turn on... [eats cookie]

Any fine FFA ladies up for checking out 2 new belly pics? My shirt doesn't really fit....

I think 'Cookery' is my new favorite word. It's always been 'Cooking' here in the states, but I like the former better.