The bowl of mixed sandwich fillings and other ingredients lasted me three days. For three days I ate nothing else (not including my chocolate cream evening drink). Sometimes I was so stuffed full, ...

On more than one occasion, I held a party at my house. There was dancing on the dance floor, above Ben’s prison. The bar was busy, yet no one suspected a thing!
Ben got to eat all the leftovers...

On more than one occasion, I held a party at my house. There was dancing on the dance floor, above Ben’s prison. The bar was busy, yet no one suspected a thing!
Ben got to eat all the leftovers...

On more than one occasion, I held a party at my house. There was dancing on the dance floor, above Ben’s prison. The bar was busy, yet no one suspected a thing!
Ben got to eat all the leftovers...

On more than one occasion, I held a party at my house. There was dancing on the dance floor, above Ben’s prison. The bar was busy, yet no one suspected a thing!
Ben got to eat all the leftovers...

On more than one occasion, I held a party at my house. There was dancing on the dance floor, above Ben’s prison. The bar was busy, yet no one suspected a thing!
Ben got to eat all the leftovers...

On more than one occasion, I held a party at my house. There was dancing on the dance floor, above Ben’s prison. The bar was busy, yet no one suspected a thing!
Ben got to eat all the leftovers...

On more than one occasion, I held a party at my house. There was dancing on the dance floor, above Ben’s prison. The bar was busy, yet no one suspected a thing!
Ben got to eat all the leftovers...

Something about revenge and jealousy, not sure yet. If this story works, it will probably become premium When it is finished. Inspired by ‘the cask of amontillado’ by Edgar Allan Poe.

Alvin came calling the next day at seven. She was going to be busy! She was now definitely going to be in the Eurovision Song Contest!
Maggie was hungover and bloated from her late night blow out...

Alvin came calling the next day at seven. She was going to be busy! She was now definitely going to be in the Eurovision Song Contest!
Maggie was hungover and bloated from her late night blow out...

Alvin came calling the next day at seven. She was going to be busy! She was now definitely going to be in the Eurovision Song Contest!
Maggie was hungover and bloated from her late night blow out...

Alvin came calling the next day at seven. She was going to be busy! She was now definitely going to be in the Eurovision Song Contest!
Maggie was hungover and bloated from her late night blow out...

Alvin came calling the next day at seven. She was going to be busy! She was now definitely going to be in the Eurovision Song Contest!
Maggie was hungover and bloated from her late night blow out...

Alvin came calling the next day at seven. She was going to be busy! She was now definitely going to be in the Eurovision Song Contest!
Maggie was hungover and bloated from her late night blow out...

Alvin came calling the next day at seven. She was going to be busy! She was now definitely going to be in the Eurovision Song Contest!
Maggie was hungover and bloated from her late night blow out...

Alvin came calling the next day at seven. She was going to be busy! She was now definitely going to be in the Eurovision Song Contest!
Maggie was hungover and bloated from her late night blow out...

Alvin came calling the next day at seven. She was going to be busy! She was now definitely going to be in the Eurovision Song Contest!
Maggie was hungover and bloated from her late night blow out...

I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...

I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...