I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...

I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...

I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...

I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...

I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...

I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...

I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...

I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...

I don’t know what day it is

I am very fat. I do not know how heavy because I don’t know numbers.
I like my fat. I play with it when I have nothing else to do. It is wobbly and jiggly.
I ...

It was time to increase the pressure on Duncan. Imogen watched as he mindlessly waddled in for another assessment and stepped up onto the heavyweight scales. She knew exactly what Stephanie was goi...

Alvin came calling the next day at seven. She was going to be busy! She was now definitely going to be in the Eurovision Song Contest!
Maggie was hungover and bloated from her late night blow out...

This year, this will be no Eurovision competition. This is what might have happened if there had been one. Eurovision’s UK competitor struggles with her weight.

It was time to increase the pressure on Duncan. Imogen watched as he mindlessly waddled in for another assessment and stepped up onto the heavyweight scales. She knew exactly what Stephanie was goi...

It was time to increase the pressure on Duncan. Imogen watched as he mindlessly waddled in for another assessment and stepped up onto the heavyweight scales. She knew exactly what Stephanie was goi...

It was time to increase the pressure on Duncan. Imogen watched as he mindlessly waddled in for another assessment and stepped up onto the heavyweight scales. She knew exactly what Stephanie was goi...

It was time to increase the pressure on Duncan. Imogen watched as he mindlessly waddled in for another assessment and stepped up onto the heavyweight scales. She knew exactly what Stephanie was goi...

It was time to increase the pressure on Duncan. Imogen watched as he mindlessly waddled in for another assessment and stepped up onto the heavyweight scales. She knew exactly what Stephanie was goi...

It was time to increase the pressure on Duncan. Imogen watched as he mindlessly waddled in for another assessment and stepped up onto the heavyweight scales. She knew exactly what Stephanie was goi...

Ian was not sure what was going on. He knew something was amiss, but he could not think of what it was!
He did not think about exercising at all. His new obsession was food ...and lots of it!
H...

Ian was not sure what was going on. He knew something was amiss, but he could not think of what it was!
He did not think about exercising at all. His new obsession was food ...and lots of it!
H...