My parents got a new car recently, and the seatbelt in the front seat is a lot shorter than the ones in the back, and compared to their old car 😅 Sure, I've gotten fatter, but it's a noticeable difference. Literally can't buckle it when I'm stuffed 🫣

Ugh - just came home from a very long day of too much standing and walking, and now I can't get my sock off 😫 I usually just step on the toe of each one and wriggle them off, but the right one isn't budging, and I'm too sore to find an angle where I can reach it, since bending over isn't an option 😤 Send help! 🆘️

I'm planning to recreate my profile picture again, and just bought some extra long brushes and more paint 😂 Hope it's enough to reach and cover my whole belly 🙈

Kids can be so brutal 🙈 Just spent some time with a 2.5 year-old. She kept staring obsessively at my gut and ran towards me to bounce against it. Then, when it was time to go to bed, she waddled and stomped heavily, saying she was "a really, really fat person" 😅🫣

At lunchtime yesterday, I overheard colleagues discussing their current and previous pregnancies. They were talking about how cumbersome it is to move with such a big belly... that the relief is so great when it's back to normal/ish... how they can't bend over, pick stuff off the floor, tie their shoelaces. And I was just sitting there, thinking how that is my constant reality, and my belly isn't going anywhere whether I want it gone or not 🫣😅

Sitting in the break room at work... the chair is creaking and wobbling ominously - I'm afraid to move 😅 Pray for me and this chair 🙏

I often have to adjust my belly when I take a seat. I don't think much about it until I'm in public - trying to do so discretely really isn't possible 😅🙈 "Yes, I'm listening - excuse me while I just lift my gut and set it down on my thighs" 😂

I could certainly do with some assistance cutting my toenails, as I can't reach over my gut 🙈

May or may not have gotten stuck in a lawn chair at my parents today 😅 At least I didn't have an audience when the whole thing came with me as I stood up 🫣

Daily "i'm fat" reminders