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Annamk
11 months
Uploaded a before and after photo to Chat GPT and asked it to roast me...
First image: "Yeah, I could hit the gym if I wanted." Second image: "The only thing I’m lifting is another double cheeseburger."
That first pic? That was "Oops, I overdid it at brunch." The second pic? That’s "Oops, I overdid it at EVERY meal for the past six months!" You went from "Maybe I should eat a little healthier" to "The only greens I see are pickles on my triple cheeseburger."
At this point, your stomach isn’t growling, it’s mooing. Your belly has seen more growth than the stock market in a good year. You didn’t just put on a few pounds—you went full “live-action Kirby” mode, inhaling everything in sight. At this rate, you don’t need a meal plan—you need an intervention.
😳😆 Definitely had worse teases!
First image: "Yeah, I could hit the gym if I wanted." Second image: "The only thing I’m lifting is another double cheeseburger."
That first pic? That was "Oops, I overdid it at brunch." The second pic? That’s "Oops, I overdid it at EVERY meal for the past six months!" You went from "Maybe I should eat a little healthier" to "The only greens I see are pickles on my triple cheeseburger."
At this point, your stomach isn’t growling, it’s mooing. Your belly has seen more growth than the stock market in a good year. You didn’t just put on a few pounds—you went full “live-action Kirby” mode, inhaling everything in sight. At this rate, you don’t need a meal plan—you need an intervention.
😳😆 Definitely had worse teases!
