Hahaha! Things just seem kinda strange lately in the world. That's what I'm contemplating.
Well, there is a place up north called 'Surfer's Paradise'.
I haven't been there, but it's a popular holiday destination for even Australians.

They are most yummy. Then there's Tim Tam chocolate cookies. Those are good. And Crunchie or Violet Crumble sponge-toffee bars!
A lamington is a sponge cake soaked in chocolate syrup, then coated in shredded coconut.

Well, we do have a lot of our own franchises too. Also lamingtons and Vegemite. Not that one would have the two together.
Good plan.
And if people are worried about the unfamiliar, there's always McDonalds and KFC. And Burger King. Although it goes by the name Hungry Jacks here.

That'd be pretty much right.
We're not as dangerous animal-wise as people often make out though. Just don't go to places where the dangerous creatures would obviously prefer to hang out

Then there's the grasslands, then the desert. Everyone lives around the edges mostly. We're kind of like a giant ring shape, effectively.
Oh, we're not all desert either. It's mostly 'normal' around the edges, then goes into more rural and farmland areas the further in you go.
AND you can feed the rainbow lorikeets at some wildlife places too. They give you a pan of nectar and you stand there while they fly down and drink.
It is! I see the cockatoos most frequently, there's a regular flock of them outside of where I work, nibbling at things in the grass.
Oh yeah, loads of them. Sulphur Crested Cockatoos, Galahs, and Rainbow Lorikeets about mainly.
Pretty much! Oh, then there's the kangaroos and wallaby's too. And the wild parrots.