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Falstaff
11 years
will nature make a man of me yet?
Falstaff
11 years
ugh what day is it?
Falstaff
11 years
I think therefore I am
Falstaff
11 years
it's looking rather pish to be honest.
Falstaff
11 years
omg look at the size of Imogenieze. What a porker.
Falstaff
11 years
how many girls are waiting to get fat for when they get married?
Falstaff
11 years
anything? 
Falstaff
11 years
just taking the pish..oh sorry..breaking balls.
Falstaff
11 years
don't make excuses pudgeman
Falstaff
11 years
now i feel bad. A girl gains weight and I make fun of her. What a crummy guy i am!!!
Falstaff
11 years
hey im sorry Jessy. I didn't mean to offend.
Falstaff
11 years
i'd go to del taco
Falstaff
11 years
i don't know about you guys but im claustrophobic...i wouldn't want that *** sitting on me
Falstaff
11 years
and if you don't she'd sit on you
Falstaff
11 years
Jessy looks like the kind of fat girl that would make you go to del taco or jack in the box for her at like 2am
Falstaff
11 years
imaqine Jessy as ur gf..yeah she's packin on the pounds..but its expensive to keep a girl that hungry happy haha
Falstaff
11 years
to get that fat
Falstaff
11 years
you're a greedy ass pig jessy
Falstaff
11 years
@thedonutking i was joking
Falstaff
11 years
i won't be happy until there is a shortage of butter in the world because i'm using so much of it to spread on my sweetie pie's hips to get her through the bedroom doorway
