will nature make a man of me yet?

ugh what day is it?

I think therefore I am

it's looking rather pish to be honest.

omg look at the size of Imogenieze. What a porker.

how many girls are waiting to get fat for when they get married?

anything?

just taking the pish..oh sorry..breaking balls.

don't make excuses pudgeman

now i feel bad. A girl gains weight and I make fun of her. What a crummy guy i am!!!

hey im sorry Jessy. I didn't mean to offend.

i'd go to del taco

i don't know about you guys but im claustrophobic...i wouldn't want that *** sitting on me

and if you don't she'd sit on you

Jessy looks like the kind of fat girl that would make you go to del taco or jack in the box for her at like 2am

imaqine Jessy as ur gf..yeah she's packin on the pounds..but its expensive to keep a girl that hungry happy haha

to get that fat

you're a greedy ass pig jessy

@thedonutking i was joking

i won't be happy until there is a shortage of butter in the world because i'm using so much of it to spread on my sweetie pie's hips to get her through the bedroom doorway