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Falstaff 11 years
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Falstaff 11 years
@dementia just ignore him. Whenever someone is rude to me i just repeat this mantra: "serenity now, serenity now"
Falstaff 11 years
moooon riiiver
Falstaff 11 years
@plumplittlebabe ha ha you're a fatty
Falstaff 11 years
@gia no...wasn't referring to her. But now that you mention. Most likely.
Falstaff 11 years
damn..so many fakers lately.
Falstaff 11 years
you could make a fun game out of it though.Spot the druggie. Quick..what is that one on? Heroin? i say heroin.Bzz wrong.that one is on crack actually.
Falstaff 11 years
i agree emmy. Edinburgh is very nice.Much nicer than Dundee. I was just being a smart ass for no reason.
Falstaff 11 years
you english twat
Falstaff 11 years
Jack, i was born in Dundee actually. And I've been to Edinburgh loads of times.
Falstaff 11 years
i'd live in Dundee over Edinburgh. Less English!
Falstaff 11 years
that's a line from Braveheart.
Falstaff 11 years
yes..except..the English are too many!
Falstaff 11 years
i wish i lived in Edinburgh
Falstaff 11 years
3. i'm sure there is a 3 but i can't be arsed and i'm drunk anyway
Falstaff 11 years
keep talking to you
Falstaff 11 years
2. Headless photos. Creepers will send headless photos of women with big stomachs and say it is them. Where is the head? I asked. "Oh, i'm too shy" Yeah okay. And i'm real dumb if i
Falstaff 11 years
i just chatted with someone for 20 minutes before i realized they were a creeper pretending to be a girl.
Falstaff 11 years
@Bridabee no jalapeno poppers? smiley
Falstaff 11 years
@fatsuback292 sorry if my comment was a little cheeky smiley