I think I need to look into getting a seat belt extender, but I'd need to keep it in my bag always 🙈 An acquaintance offered me a ride home, but I couldn't get myself buckled in... she had to grab the belt and struggle to lock it in. Safe to say I was sitting snugly when she managed it 😅

Just sat down in a chair at work, waiting for a meeting to start. It sank down ominously... praying it'll hold up for the entire meeting so I won't end up on the floor - afraid to move an inch 🙏 😅 Not that there's any room for much moving between these armrests... so also praying the chair won't come with me when I stand up. Munching on chocolate covered Oreos probably isn't helping 😬

I really do spend most of my time sitting or laying down... I only notice it because I'm always surprised to feel my belly pressing against the top of my thighs when I walk. It's not a new feeling, but evidently I haven't gotten used to it... or it's simply the fact that it's slowly hanging lower 🙈

I've been watching a lot of Japenese movies and tv-series, both animated and live-action, of course mostly food related 😏 I can't stop marvelling and fret over the tiny cramped spaces in some of the the restaurants/buildings/cities in general... It feels like I wouldn't fit in most of the country, basically 😅 I imagine there would be endless stuckage going on... until I eventually get myself so stuck in a door to some tiny ramen place, they wouldn't be able to get me out without dismantling the whole wall. And rather than doing that, the owners decide to use my fat, wedged gut as a living advertisement - come and see the obese tourist who ate too much! Best ramen in town, so good you'll never want to leave 🙈 Feed her and rub her belly for good luck 🐷

Anyone here use diapers because of their "situation"

Anyone here use diapers because of their "situation"

Stuck in the dent on my couch. Send help... and pizza 🍕

Just broke the lid on my laundry basket... I was holding onto it while leaning down to reach the socks at the bottom... There was an ominous crack, and I fell, nearly diving headfirst into the basket 🙈 Managed to avoid it, and thankfully didn't injure myself, but I'm not sure I would've been able to get myself out if I'd managed to wedge myself in it 😅 Or it might possibly have cracked completely once my belly entered the picture 😝

I slipped and fell on an icy patch 😬 Thankfully I didn't hurt myself... but trying to heave myself off the ground with no support was a lot harder than I expected 🫣 Haven't had any reason to be on the floor lately 😂

Scrolling through food images on Instagram while lying down is really dangerous 😳 My mouth was salivating so much over the pictures and recipe videos I nearly choked on my own saliva 😅

Did I seriously get up at 4:30am, simply because I felt l peckish and wanted more of the massive batch of salmon red curry I'd made, hoping I can get some sleep once I'm stuffed?

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Yes... yes I did 🐷