We could do so many naughty things with me positioned on you like this.

I can't resist flaunting my super-super morbidly obese body for you, reveling in how fat and out of shape I’ve become.

My belly is so ridiculously heavy now that it sags down past my flabby fupa, a continuous reminder of how insatiable my appetite has become. Watch as I lift this overfilled, overstretched gut and let it crash down onto the table like an earthquake.

Someone's getting too fat for their bathroom...

I invite you to indulge in every voluptuous curve before you. I'm just a cow basking in the pasture, endlessly grazing. 

Will you get me fast food as I game?