I invite you to indulge in every voluptuous curve before you. I'm just a cow basking in the pasture, endlessly grazing. 

Will you get me fast food as I game?

You need this big, blubbery body as much as I need to be fatter. My only question is this: how are you going to make me huge and heavy while you're still with that tiny little twig?

In Barrio Chino there's an ice cream vendor that makes fresh waffle cones to order. The contrast between the warm cone and cold ice cream is truly divine!

I had the most mouth-watering dinner at Dragón Porteño – crispy fried chicken, juicy pork dumplings, savory beef and veggies, sizzling pork hot plate, and fried rice that hit all the right spots.

Relaxing in Buenos Aires

Farewell Halifax, hola Buenos Aires!

So, here you are, staring at me again, unable to focus on anything but my... assets. I lean in close, and with a sense of authority, I let out a loud, resounding fart right in your face. The mix of shock and arousal on your face is priceless.

Soooooo very grabbable!