My belly is so ridiculously heavy now that it sags down past my flabby fupa, a continuous reminder of how insatiable my appetite has become. Watch as I lift this overfilled, overstretched gut and let it crash down onto the table like an earthquake.

Someone's getting too fat for their bathroom...

I invite you to indulge in every voluptuous curve before you. I'm just a cow basking in the pasture, endlessly grazing. 

Will you get me fast food as I game?

You need this big, blubbery body as much as I need to be fatter. My only question is this: how are you going to make me huge and heavy while you're still with that tiny little twig?

In Barrio Chino there's an ice cream vendor that makes fresh waffle cones to order. The contrast between the warm cone and cold ice cream is truly divine!

I had the most mouth-watering dinner at Dragón Porteño – crispy fried chicken, juicy pork dumplings, savory beef and veggies, sizzling pork hot plate, and fried rice that hit all the right spots.