Haunted House Causes Us to Gain
Our new house harbored a malevolent force, a demonic entity that has since taken control of our lives. Its influence has manifested in unsettling ways, plaguing us with an insatiable hunger that defies all reason and unrestrained sexual arousal. Our appetites have spiraled out of control, resulting in rapid weight gain. As our bodies expand, we outgrow our clothes, and the once vibrant social lives we enjoyed have been eclipsed by an overwhelming obsession with food.
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