Guess these 3x shorts looked bigger in the store. Then again, I put on 2" around the middle and my belly hang grew to 8" from navel to bottom recently. Your thoughts?

My little belly before dinner. What do you think?

To think:My belly was once two little rolls of fat. One day, it will be a big old hanging walrus gut. What do you think?

One day, these hips will get stuck in a doorway but its hardly that big yet. Leave me a comment below. Tease me

My belly isn't that big. It only goes 2/3 the way to my knees. Please tease me in comments. It makes me hungry

My flab jiggles with every step and slap. Feel free to tease me in comments about my sloppy blubber

Whoa! Its too fat to get it all in the photo frame anymore. Please comment and tease me below

I've officially gotten too fat to fit on one airplane seat in coach without blubber spilling to the seat next to me. Tease me in comments

I've been told I resemble dough that busted out of a biscuit can. Pass the butter! (Please tease me in comments)

I ate like a shameless, gluttonous hog but I bet nobody would ever guess that, right? Tease me in comments please

After devouring a roast ham and vat of buttered potatoes. Don't worry. There's room for desserts

Do these pants seem a bit tight to you? I think they give me a little muffin top. What do you think?

Can't wait til those roasts in the oven are done. I'm starved. Tease me in comments

My huge rolls on my lap, sitting on a massive cushion of fat. Tease me in the comments please

Top belly tight, lower belly swaying and lumpy. The Beast fed well. Tease me in comments

Part 2 from yesterday's pic: fairly full but always room for more (Cont'd in comments)

Before dinner belly. Practically empty. Please tease me in comments