My partner and I are in the middle of a move. I don't have time for intense conversations or role play (see more in comments)
Imagine somebody here said I look the same as 15 years ago? He's insane. I don't even look the same as 6 months ago. (cont'd in comments)
The Beast before dinner. Several asked for slapping, jiggling and hefting to show how heavy and flabby I am.
My partner and I are still busy moving. No free time, but I have been eating like a hog. My side rolls are getting huge! Tease me, please!