"You're a big man" "Yeah I am. Big enough to lift this man." "You don't have to." "Yeah I do."
Bring your own chair? ;p "Hey dad!" *pulls out a fold up chair and unfolds it.*
Why can't you finish the candy ginger? Don't you want the end results of all those calories? =o
Give a valentine to someone you admired, take that plunge you were afraid to do with the mentality of a love based holiday backin you up.
But that's just it though.. Valentines is meant to be a day for lonely hearts to find another lonely heart...