MissPorker


Woodbridge, Virginia, United States  
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MissPorker 5 years
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ordering take out
I agree. I get so excited when I place my order and even more excited when it finally shows up but what's most exciting is eating it all!
MissPorker 5 years
new topic in lifestyle tips forum
ordering take out
Does anyone else touch themselves while ordering take out? When did menus get so sexy?
MissPorker 5 years
What do I say when people ask about my holiday weekend? They'll look at me funny if I say I spent it exploring DoorDash's menu.
MissPorker 5 years
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inner turmoil
More power to the people that were able to find a balance between gaining and staying active. I used to be a social butterfly but the more I gained, the more I found myself staying in to gain. I st...
MissPorker 5 years
I'm actually embarrassed by how much I've been eating lately
MissPorker 5 years
I just ate so much Red Lobster 🤰🏿
MissPorker 5 years
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first time with heavy cream
Last night concluded day 7 of my Mythbuster-esque heavy cream experiment and I've consumed 7 out of 10 pints (doubled up last night). Judging by the scale, heavy cream is clearly effective. I'm no...
MissPorker 5 years
Heavy Cream = Heavy Me
Ccwolf60 5 years
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Layboy 5 years
Awesome idea.
MissPorker 5 years
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heavy cream = heavy me
OK, so the hype is real. Heavy cream definitely works! I've consumed 5 pints of heavy cream (1600 calories each) in 6 days without any significant changes to my diet and it's tacked on about 10 pou...
MissPorker 5 years
What my view would be if I could still see over my belly
MissPorker 5 years
new topic in feedback and suggestions forum
time
Is it just me or is time weird on this site? I posted something in the forum on Monday and today is Wednesday but it's still showing as "Posted 1 day ago". What time zone is the site based off? Thi...
MissPorker 5 years
I look like I'm wearing a fat suit
MissPorker 5 years
Mmm, I can't wait to have more heavy cream tomorrow
ILuvChubbyChix 5 years
I love that you plan to have a pint almost each day for about 1.5-2 weeks. Wonder what impact that's going to have at your size.
MissPorker 5 years
I wonder too. I admit that I was skeptical about its effectiveness but I was wrong.
MissPorker 5 years
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first time with heavy cream
It's insane but there's no way it acts this fast. I still have 7 pints left!
MissPorker 5 years
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heavy cream jsnt available where i live. any alternatives?
I did a quick web search and this is what I found

http://www.turkishliving.com/forums/general-cooking/50617-double-cream.html

I hope it helps!
MissPorker 5 years
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first time with heavy cream
OK, so I'm not sure if this is a placebo effect but I totally feel a difference after my first 2 pints. I haven't noticed a significant shift in the scales but I feel soo bloated. My thighs are rub...