MissPorker


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MissPorker 6 years
new topic in lifestyle tips forum
ordering take out
Does anyone else touch themselves while ordering take out? When did menus get so sexy?
MissPorker 6 years
What do I say when people ask about my holiday weekend? They'll look at me funny if I say I spent it exploring DoorDash's menu.
MissPorker 6 years
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inner turmoil
More power to the people that were able to find a balance between gaining and staying active. I used to be a social butterfly but the more I gained, the more I found myself staying in to gain. I st...
MissPorker 6 years
I'm actually embarrassed by how much I've been eating lately
MissPorker 6 years
I just ate so much Red Lobster 🤰🏿
MissPorker 6 years
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first time with heavy cream
Last night concluded day 7 of my Mythbuster-esque heavy cream experiment and I've consumed 7 out of 10 pints (doubled up last night). Judging by the scale, heavy cream is clearly effective. I'm no...
MissPorker 6 years
Heavy Cream = Heavy Me
Ccwolf60 6 years
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Layboy 6 years
Awesome idea.
MissPorker 6 years
new gainer entry created
heavy cream = heavy me
OK, so the hype is real. Heavy cream definitely works! I've consumed 5 pints of heavy cream (1600 calories each) in 6 days without any significant changes to my diet and it's tacked on about 10 pou...
MissPorker 6 years
What my view would be if I could still see over my belly
MissPorker 6 years
new topic in feedback and suggestions forum
time
Is it just me or is time weird on this site? I posted something in the forum on Monday and today is Wednesday but it's still showing as "Posted 1 day ago". What time zone is the site based off? Thi...
MissPorker 6 years
I look like I'm wearing a fat suit
MissPorker 6 years
Mmm, I can't wait to have more heavy cream tomorrow
ILuvChubbyChix 6 years
I love that you plan to have a pint almost each day for about 1.5-2 weeks. Wonder what impact that's going to have at your size.
MissPorker 6 years
I wonder too. I admit that I was skeptical about its effectiveness but I was wrong.
MissPorker 6 years
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first time with heavy cream
It's insane but there's no way it acts this fast. I still have 7 pints left!
MissPorker 6 years
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heavy cream jsnt available where i live. any alternatives?
I did a quick web search and this is what I found

http://www.turkishliving.com/forums/general-cooking/50617-double-cream.html

I hope it helps!
MissPorker 6 years
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first time with heavy cream
OK, so I'm not sure if this is a placebo effect but I totally feel a difference after my first 2 pints. I haven't noticed a significant shift in the scales but I feel soo bloated. My thighs are rub...
MissPorker 6 years
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ever feel like you literally can't stop?
You're not alone in feeling this way at all, Jena. Even if you "just accept it", there will be times where you get frustrated for not having more self control.