Murphy


Wethersfield, Connecticut, United States  
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Murphy 11 years
Congratulations on learning absolutely nothing, chubby_girlsrock. I'd wish you luck on your future endeavors but not even that is likely to be of any use.
Murphy 11 years
Calling you out on your being an entitled dickweed = "trying to earn brownie points". If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that from jackasses I wouldn't have to work anymore.
Murphy 11 years
Or keep trying and find someone who IS interested in you. This is not a difficult concept to grasp once you realize the one thing that all your failed attempts at wooing have in common.
Murphy 11 years
Maybe the issue isn't that women only like jerks, but that they're not interested in YOU. Instead of blaming women and getting all bent outta shape, fix yourself.
Murphy 11 years
"My compliments are being ignored, women must only be into people who treat them poorly."
Murphy 11 years
If the "anywhere" you're trying to get to by being nice is in a girl's pants, then you're not actually being nice.
Murphy 11 years
"Women aren't interested in me, so I'm going to treat them like shit. That'll fix the problem"
Murphy 11 years
You're gonna have to step up your game, then.
Murphy 11 years
Hey Lilglutton, why not upload some videos? I've seen you post some on YouTube.
Murphy 11 years
lynxie: buy a blanket?
Murphy 11 years
Plastic: Weren't you just saying the other day how happy you were about finding someone new here after only a couple days of looking?
Murphy 11 years
Southernpiglet: What ails you today?
Murphy 11 years
"i like facts" except for when you choose to ignore them and fail to cite any when making inflammatory claims.
Murphy 11 years
In case anyone didn't see the USA-Russia hockey game in the Olympics, you should try to. It's easily some of the best hockey I have ever seen in my life and my vocal chords are now shot.
Murphy 11 years
If you're overdosing on chocolate on Valentine's Day, I hope that it's gifted choc. Otherwise it's super inefficient, as it's all on sale tomorrow.
Murphy 11 years
Dimes are kind of small. A big behind on one would look really strange.
Murphy 11 years
Yeah, you're desperate.
Murphy 11 years
Clearly you post seeking advice about it several times per hour.
Murphy 11 years
Hullo, Eden, thanks for greeting me.
Murphy 11 years
I've always been happy with ssbbw. I've also always been interested in Saxxonesque sizes that engulf galaxies, but that's kind of outside the realm of possibility.