Morning Sparkle x

Er, impressive as it may be, I thought full nudity wasn't allowed on FF?

Hey 'Softly', notice you haven't replied...

Agreed!

You ok Softly?

Being a parent - hardest job in the world. Happy mother's day to you Ruby and all mothers out there x

Sparkle you rock that bikini! x

Hey Softly you ok?

@Bubba: Yeah maybe, but I'm rooting for Bayern in the CL final... blimey I really do hate Chelsea lol

@The Joker: St Johnston: brilliant! I've always found myself checking the results for Stenhousemuir... don't ask me why lol!

Phew thanks Ruby that was all getting a bit tiresome

@PennyFatty: I doubt he has the brain capacity capable of recognising such paradoxes... let's face it the poor lamb hasn't even worked out how to switch caps lock off

I have a new group, it's called the the antichelseawinningthefacu
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@Lonely: I am considering starting my own caps lock revolution

@Softly: Quite right. My apologies.

Lol it is funny being called an Americanized fool who doesn't realise the incongruity of being in favour of jihad AND nazism...

Oi leave my friend mini boo alone!

Yes, I thought this was a friendly FA site, I didn't realise moronic shouting hatred was the name of the game...

There's no point the commentators banging on about the Carroll 'goal' - it wasn't given, end of!

I ain't a true Red, I just a) have a soft spot for Liverpool, and hate Chelsea