I feel personally victimised when I'm all comfy in bed and there's an itch somewhere I can't reach 🙃 I should get myself a butt scratcher 😂

As much as I can enjoy being bigger, there are definitely times where I feel like my belly controls my life, and I can't help but imagine the great relief of just being able to take a break from it - remove it, like a detachable pillow 😌😂

I'm fascinated just how much my belly gets in the way when I'm walking up stairs - I never feel it as clearly as then, when it bunches up against my thighs, making every step a massive struggle 🙈

I've found the most amazing Thai place that makes massive portions. Did the mistake of bringing a box of their Pad Kee Mao to work yesterday and having it all in one go. I literally had to take a longer break because I just couldn't stand up when I had finished it 🙈

Fat moment of the week: not fitting through the regular turnstiles and having to wait for a guard to open the disabled gate 🫣