Only 3 more pieces my sweet... see, i knew you could finish a whole pizza by yourself... let's not leave leftovers... then I can get you some dessert...
Excellent! We've finally figured how to keep you properly stuffed all day while I'm away on business... you're guaranteed to be much, MUCH bigger by the time I return!
Tired of fighting temptation? Junk food cravings wearing you down? Give in! Be the fatty you were meant to be! You will wonder why you fought it so long...
You want the junk food sweetie... just give in to the temptation... looking skinny can'y hold a candle to how fabulous being full, fat and jiggly feels...
You shouldn't be stuffing yourself in front of the fridge this time of night... let's sit you down at the table and do it right... I'll have you in a food coma before you know it... then you can rub your swolen belly contentedly and drift off to dreamlan