I’m so fucking fat now

Smiling at my handiwork

No, I don't go out in public like this. This is for walkin' around the house making my partner giggle.

Why am I like this

Huge

Shirt situation getting ridiculous also I’m always hungry

I didn’t stuff today, but I did rest throughout. My new motto is it’s a marathon, not a sprint. One banana on a moderately full stomach and no overdoing it like last time. Playing squeezing and sloshing my belly because it pleases me. If it pleases you, all the better. I’m a freak and I will straight up say it in job interviews. That’s probably why I don’t have a job right now. Maybe my job could be being fat?

I’ll never be this small again. Zooming past.

I’m getting so turned on looking at my body

Using the bars as a calorie-dense sugar-laden vehicle for the whipped cream. Together, they're almost enough.

Standing up. No but seriously, this is the afterplay belly video. No eating in this just fat.

kissingparty reference included