Falstaff


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Falstaff 12 years
hard to beat a bacon roll and a cup of tea for breakfast
Falstaff 12 years
victoria sponge?
Falstaff 12 years
stfu donny
Falstaff 12 years
stfu fatboy
Falstaff 12 years
@drew switching to GEICO could save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
Falstaff 12 years
@sweetiepi just the buttons on your blouse smiley
Falstaff 12 years
that's not how i would waste my wish. First wish always has to be for a million gazillion dollars.
Falstaff 12 years
start a minge flash trend
Falstaff 12 years
jessy, whats your order at del taco?
Falstaff 12 years
like del taco eh Jessy?
Falstaff 12 years
wassup Jessy?
Falstaff 12 years
ugh..i'm cream crackered but can't sleep
Falstaff 12 years
i would do anything for love but i won't do that.
Falstaff 12 years
per capita i think the UK has the most impressive roster of fatties.
Falstaff 12 years
genetics
Falstaff 12 years
@hambananas. Didn't mean to offend. I meant it as a good thing smiley
Falstaff 12 years
@hambananas. This site is a bad influence on you. You've packed on the pounds.
Falstaff 12 years
Sarah, the way you're eating its gonna take a stick of butter to get your through the doorway
Falstaff 12 years
fantastic at 700? that's just wrong
Falstaff 12 years
julie, you've gotten fat. Must be all those sweets.