Falstaff


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Falstaff 11 years
hard to beat a bacon roll and a cup of tea for breakfast
Falstaff 11 years
victoria sponge?
Falstaff 11 years
stfu donny
Falstaff 11 years
stfu fatboy
Falstaff 11 years
@drew switching to GEICO could save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
Falstaff 11 years
@sweetiepi just the buttons on your blouse smiley
Falstaff 11 years
that's not how i would waste my wish. First wish always has to be for a million gazillion dollars.
Falstaff 11 years
start a minge flash trend
Falstaff 11 years
jessy, whats your order at del taco?
Falstaff 11 years
like del taco eh Jessy?
Falstaff 11 years
wassup Jessy?
Falstaff 11 years
ugh..i'm cream crackered but can't sleep
Falstaff 11 years
i would do anything for love but i won't do that.
Falstaff 11 years
per capita i think the UK has the most impressive roster of fatties.
Falstaff 11 years
genetics
Falstaff 11 years
@hambananas. Didn't mean to offend. I meant it as a good thing smiley
Falstaff 11 years
@hambananas. This site is a bad influence on you. You've packed on the pounds.
Falstaff 11 years
Sarah, the way you're eating its gonna take a stick of butter to get your through the doorway
Falstaff 11 years
fantastic at 700? that's just wrong
Falstaff 11 years
julie, you've gotten fat. Must be all those sweets.