I think I got fat...

My assistant got us a new ladder, and when I asked why, he said "the green ones only hold 215 pounds, we shouldn't be using them." I know he is bigger than that.. but does he think I am too??

Does it look as heavy as it feels? It feels like so much weight piling up behind me, and I feel like I'm getting wider everywhere.

Loose and comfy > Freaking skin tight > Getting really hard to zip > Had to slit them up to the knees to get my legs in

Do you think the hostess asks everyone if they are okay with sitting in a booth?

This pose used to make me look skinny.. it's not working like it used to, there's just too much chub in the way