"Why does my belly button look weird?" "Probably because you're like eighty pounds overweight?" I'm like, "omg I am not that fat!" ...but it was really hard to walk in these shorts, even with the button open.
I've been getting so many questions that I actually went home and took a pregnancy test. I mean, they aren't wrong, I have been eating for two lately. But no- this big growing belly preventing me from buttoning my pants is 100% fat. Omg.
"I know I haven't quite lost those 29 pounds yet.." "No, but you've managed to put on another 23. You know that is over 50 pounds you've gained, and you were already overweight when we started." Oops 🫢
It's always in an accidental upshot when I realize, omg, I am so CHUNKY! The new fat I am getting around my hips wants to be its own roll of squish, while the new pounds on my belly want to stick out in a porky dome.
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