"Oh no! Do you think maybe you've been putting on a little more weight lately?"
I'm like... umm, yes, is there any other explanation for this??
My date was like, "Well no, they don't fit you. And yes, they're going to notice that you've put on a lot of weight recently. But even if they did fit, they would still notice how big you are, so what's the difference?" And yes, everyone noticed.
My friend says, "Hey, it's probably not even your fault that you're piling on all of this weight. Once you are like, seriously overweight it's impossible to work out and your body just keeps wanting more food. I mean, usually it takes years to put on that much poundage, but all of us fatties get there eventually. I just hit 220, but this belly isn't getting any smaller, I'm sure I will catch up to you before you know it."
I asked a friend to take this so I could see if I always look that fat from behind. His response- "I mean, with how heavy you're getting lately, I don't think it's really an angle thing anymore."
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