Neice: "Why are there lines on your tummy?" "Because it's growing too fast" "Is there a baby inside?" "No" "Why's it so big?" "Just cookies." "Cookies is why you're so fat?" "Don't call her fat! You say dealing with obesity!"

It didn't used to be this hard to jump up on my sink...

"If you keep on with the cookies like that, you'll be to heavy for them jeans by next weekend!" Advice I didn't take..

"It's just, like, some of the pics from that night make you look, kinda.. big? Not like in a bad way, just, you know, like really noticeable.."

No one told me that my fat pants were ripping!

"Dang it! I bet if you would've stopped even 5 pounds ago, you could've probably still gotten into the sleeves!"

The mail lady just smiled at me and said "God it's a bitch getting pregnant when you're already fat! I was a good two bills when I got pregnant the first time." At first I was confused, but then I looked down and understood