"I thought you were working on losing those twelve pounds?" "I am!" "Well, now you're working on losing 29 pounds, since you have added 17 more since I last saw you."
Returning with her new dress, my friend gently asked if I had bought myself anything "more comfortable" while I was shopping. I didn't tell her that I had just bought new clothes last month
I borrowed this dress from a chubby friend who is expecting twins, but she swore it wasn't a maternity dress. Found out it was, since I stretched it out so much that I had to buy her a new one
Been feeling extra tubby this week, but kept eating everything in sight. But is that really a second roll of fat on my hips? Can you get double love handles?
Yesterday I heard someone say "THAT girl used to be skinny??" And I was still surprised, like, isn't it obvious?