I didn't know it was possible to rip a bra in the front, but it looks like I'm going to burst through this thing any minute!

It took a bit longer to wiggle myself into, but my Halloween dress still fits, so I must not have gotten that much bigger, right?

I bought a belly-slimming jump suit because I thought it was mostly my tummy and thighs that were getting a little chubby. But it won't stretch far enough to snap... guess I didn't notice how much extra butt I seem to have gotten

Oh. That weird sensation is hip fat touching thigh fat and bouncing into belly fat. I stopped paying attention for a couple days, I blame the restaurant that accidentally gave me two full cheesecakes

After 3 months, my bridesmaid dress finally was ready to pick up.. looks like I'm going to have to send it back to the tailor 😳

An old friend surprised me with a visit this morning. He looked surprised when he saw me, but he didn't say anything until saw struggling to put on my shoes with all of my fat just hanging out. "Looks like you have a couple...dozen inches in the way

I'm sure this will still fit on Halloween, right?