An old friend surprised me with a visit this morning. He looked surprised when he saw me, but he didn't say anything until saw struggling to put on my shoes with all of my fat just hanging out. "Looks like you have a couple...dozen inches in the way

I'm sure this will still fit on Halloween, right?

I'm losing control of this..

I don't think I've ever put on weight this fast before! It's seriously like every morning I wake up and there is more fat on me! My thighs are taking over, my ass feels enormous, and I can't fit my boobs in anything. I just keep getting bigger!

I thought the point of elastic waist shorts was that they could grow and shrink with you!

"Everyone has a belly, that just means your chubby. You're not actually "fat" until it starts taking over your butt and your thighs and you're whole body is jiggly and soft." ... Looks like a qualify now, I definitely jiggle all over

I found a vest to hold my belly in, but my dress pants are soooo tight! Can you see through them, or am I just being paranoid?

I guess Spanx only help if you can get your pants over your thighs..