My festival outfit didn't get on quite as easily this year! My friend is afraid they will consider my shorts "underwear" and not let me in- what do you think?
"I thought you were working on losing those twelve pounds?" "I am!" "Well, now you're working on losing 29 pounds, since you have added 17 more since I last saw you."
Returning with her new dress, my friend gently asked if I had bought myself anything "more comfortable" while I was shopping. I didn't tell her that I had just bought new clothes last month
I borrowed this dress from a chubby friend who is expecting twins, but she swore it wasn't a maternity dress. Found out it was, since I stretched it out so much that I had to buy her a new one
Been feeling extra tubby this week, but kept eating everything in sight. But is that really a second roll of fat on my hips? Can you get double love handles?
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