Btw guys, you’d be surprised how mobile I am, besides tight spaces I can get around somewhat okay.
Especially to my fridge and door, got it perfectly so I can stuff my gut without burning extra calories from trying to squeeze myself during trips~

The little doordash guy who picks up my orders is probably my feeder technically, he’s such a good boy for this kitten~

Woke up still digesting the landfill inside my overgluted organ, feels good.

Anyway pre-breakfast snack~

I don’t know what to write, gotta make my first post on here funny and relatable…

BUUUUUUOOOOOOOORRRRRRPP

…Good enough