Falstaff


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Falstaff 11 years
ThickNSexy, weight gain shakes eh? You going to get really fat.
Falstaff 11 years
don't let anyone ever tell you that beer is not good for you.
Falstaff 11 years
PinkPiglet, thats fine. But if you were my gf you'd wear your clothes until your fat was bursting out of them. Only then would you get a new wardrobe.
Falstaff 11 years
guys..don't let your fat girlfriends or wives get a new wardrobe when they pack on the pounds. Make them wear those tight clothes until they burst out of them.
Falstaff 12 years
Outgoing, going to stop at 200?
Falstaff 12 years
outgoing,

you're getting close to the point of no return. When the pounds are gonna really pile up. So better be sure you want to be a fat girl. Cuz you will be one soon.
Falstaff 12 years
eatsmile88,

we didn't know you existed.
Falstaff 12 years
wassup Desi. nice belly smiley
Falstaff 12 years
All my girlfriends have gotten fat. I'm awesome.
Falstaff 12 years
mmmm beer
Falstaff 12 years
any girls on kik that i can tease?
Falstaff 12 years
plumper, you're gonna eat yourself round.
Falstaff 12 years
there might be a fat girl belly dancing tour that Ellie could join.
Falstaff 12 years
230 lbs..oomph...can you still control all the flab on that belly at that weight?
Falstaff 12 years
mmhmm sure is. Gonna round me up a real thick one.
Falstaff 12 years
fochin hell..look at the size of some of you porkers.
Falstaff 12 years
ugh reached my viewer limit so i can't even see how much of a fatty you are plumpnhot
Falstaff 12 years
i wanna tease some fat girls
Falstaff 12 years
Kathy, I hope there was some food leftover after you left.
Falstaff 12 years
women are getting so frickin fat. Even your average girl now has layers of dough on her.