ha

lol @ chubby chasers. Always chasing the chub

You won't be single for long when you look like you do Spaz :-)

Why do people repeat themselves a thousand times?

Tres bien

Which is worse, this troll or the fella that pretends to be dwarves and amputees?

twittering and twattering

Probably some butthurt fan that got rejected

chams you know you can easily prove it by taking a pic of you two together and posting it now....if you were telling the truth that is.

Busted

Looks like I woke up just in time

Not Iona? The plot thickens

lol wtf

No country is "dry" you just have to look in the right places, or if you're good enough: create one

success...lol damn character limit

La plus grande qualite des Midnight Express est sans aucun doute leur tenacite au travail. Ils n'abandonnent jamais, ils ne lachent jamais et c'est pour cette raison qu'ils ont aulant de s

I'm old, I'm 27. Where's my cane and mashed carrots?

Live and Let Dieeeeee

Christmas shopping in July is a brilliant idea. I should have done that

Turbo tastic!!