Since when did you get such a big butt? I do not remember it looking like that last time I saw you
If I had the ability to use magic, I wouldn't use it on chatrooms. I'd magically teleport you to my living room for movies and snacks.
Telling someone they're pretty is one thing. Asking someone why they think they're not is another.
Telling someone they're not ugly when they think they are is like talking to a brick wall.