I asked my friend if he wanted to go hunting. He said "Sure, I'm game" so I shot him.
Nothing driving through downtown Boston blaring Cult of Personality on the stereo
How about you write a story I don't have time to write. A man falls for a married woman who just happens to be his bbw boss at the office.
Igopsycho has no pics of him on his profile with another woman and he calls us desparate? That's rich
Comin up on 4 hours on break. Starting to count the ceiling tiles. Wish I could go home
Two eggs and a piece of toast walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them, waves his hands and says "Hey we don't serve breakfast here!"