Had an awesome Midsummer's Eve as always, with plenty of food and drink. The only trouble I had was trying to fit in the cramped shed to eat... there just wasn't enough room for my belly between the chair and the table, so I ended up in a weird sideways angle

My friend left me stuck in her car
She parked too close to the wall - I've tried squeezing out, but there's not enough room. It was a struggle even getting back inside the car, and it's too cramped for me to clamber over to the driver's seat. She just left me here while she picks up drinks and snacks for the drive - hope she's getting everything I asked for XP

When you're too stuffed and full to even pleasure yourself - that's the worst kind of frustration!
Just one of those days where I'm either eating, or waiting until it's time to eat some more X)
You know it's gonna be an interesting day when your friend snaps a bike lock around your belly XD
Stuck in an inner tube again. Really not sure how I'm gonna get if off this time XD