I'm still the best feeder. Santa stopped by at 187 pounds and left at 906 apparently.
I got a large pizza and On Her Majesty's Secret Service waiting for me when I get home. 3 more hours of torture
No they're not but when someone claims they're sick of being single, its time to do something about it, drastic if needed.
When the number on the scale is more important than the person standing on it, you are doomed to be single.