Feeling my balloon belly rounder than ever after stuffing myself three times at work today, barely able to walk after the last.

My overextended belly feels like it's about to burst. You can already see I was stuffed at lunch, but after this dinner I could barely walk out with my colleagues.

Belly is soo distended after a morning of 7 buttered croissants + other baked goods, topped up with a pizza for lunch just now

I can barely recognize that it's my own belly when I randomly see a photo of it now O.O

The cheesy panini with chips and soup with buttered bagel lunch made my belly so stuffed...

Docked next to a window in a coffee shop after stuffing myself, with my favourite look I call "A sausage for sale"

A satyr in the forest, awaiting passerby to allure? Maaybe.

The place was secluded enough for this flabby fun... and more.

The reward for getting all that fatness to the forest is that I get to play with it in the forest ^^

Such an unusually hot day this lazy Saturday, that I've taken to sunbathing in the shared garden

Wearing an extremely tight shirt at work today to go with Friday' company lunch

Making up for a bad day at work with vast quantities of KFC and follow-up touching

Who would have guessed that a cheeseburger after a giant falafel wrap would be hardly possible? Certainly not the takeaway guys, who would have never thought they can be both for me.

I don't think that's a "slightly chubby" hang anymore

My new job is proving way more fattening than I expected

I'm still trying to learn to take that odd bulging feeling when sitting as a good thing. Encouraging belly rubs would help so much.

After a 14" pizza, a tub of B&J Cookie Dough ice cream, and belly rubs

Getting my rawr out to play at Torture Garden Edinburgh 2019. Built-in fur included.

Ever heard of a reading belly? TM pending