*me standing watching my friends ride a space chair-thingy*
RandomDude: Scared of heights?
Me: Huh?
RandomDude: Even kids are riding it, I'm sure you'd manage.
Me: I'm too fat, not scared of heights. *points to the 220lbs-maximum sign*
RandomDude: *stares indiscretely at my belly before slinking off*
RandomDude: Scared of heights?
Me: Huh?
RandomDude: Even kids are riding it, I'm sure you'd manage.
Me: I'm too fat, not scared of heights. *points to the 220lbs-maximum sign*
RandomDude: *stares indiscretely at my belly before slinking off*
I always sit in the backseat, because I'm hobbit-sized for people's convenience. But I also share their appetite, which means that even though I might sit comfortably in the back of a Toyota IQ, getting in and out is more of a problem. Especially when the front seat jams, and I get stuck trying to squeeze out X) #secretlylovingeverysecond
My friend left me stuck in her car
She parked too close to the wall - I've tried squeezing out, but there's not enough room. It was a struggle even getting back inside the car, and it's too cramped for me to clamber over to the driver's seat. She just left me here while she picks up drinks and snacks for the drive - hope she's getting everything I asked for XP
She parked too close to the wall - I've tried squeezing out, but there's not enough room. It was a struggle even getting back inside the car, and it's too cramped for me to clamber over to the driver's seat. She just left me here while she picks up drinks and snacks for the drive - hope she's getting everything I asked for XP
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