The fish and chips and half a pizza I ate all in one go couldn't possibly impact on the trim shape I carry myself around town with, could they...

Squishing myself has become so pleasant

Juicy and tasty?

Took my fat rolls and stretch marks out for some sunlight

My favourite fattening sweets to pile into my mouth! Almost entirely pure fattening sugar.

Now that it's finally summer, unintended crop tops come out to play

This midnight snack might just ensure all my recent blubber isn't going anywhere...

With casual 660g pizzas, no wonder UK people are obese ;)

Scientists say programming with your belly out improves code quality

I'm not even gonna try keeping it down anymore

I wish crop tops for men were in fashion, could just walk about like this all the time