My hanging belly is getting to be a bit of effort to lug around. What do you think? Tease me in comments
Empty belly before I stretch my rolls out with tons of food. Plenty of places to grip, wouldn't you say?
Empty belly. I can't even grab my entire side roll anymore. One day, this will be a giant mass of jiggling blubber. Do you agree? Tease me in the comments please
Suddenly can't seem to wrangle all this into my pants anymore. It might take two people or bigger pants. Any thoughts?
My cousin said I look like I ate a whole ham by myself. He said I look like a bloated hog, so I gorged even more. Teasing me makes me eat more. Tease me please
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