I don't post much anymore because I am too skinny to be interesting

Released from tight pabts, it tends to just spread and hang. Tease me in comments

My hanging belly is getting to be a bit of effort to lug around. What do you think? Tease me in comments

Empty belly before I stretch my rolls out with tons of food. Plenty of places to grip, wouldn't you say?

Fat and flabby. I want more back rolls. What do you think?

Empty belly. I can't even grab my entire side roll anymore. One day, this will be a giant mass of jiggling blubber. Do you agree? Tease me in the comments please

Do I look a bit wide? Leave me a comment and let me know

My little roll has evolved into a bit of a handful. What do you think? Tease me in comments

Suddenly can't seem to wrangle all this into my pants anymore. It might take two people or bigger pants. Any thoughts?

My cousin said I look like I ate a whole ham by myself. He said I look like a bloated hog, so I gorged even more. Teasing me makes me eat more. Tease me please

Hardly any difference. I doubt anyone would notice. What do you think?