Empty belly. I can't even grab my entire side roll anymore. One day, this will be a giant mass of jiggling blubber. Do you agree? Tease me in the comments please
Suddenly can't seem to wrangle all this into my pants anymore. It might take two people or bigger pants. Any thoughts?
My cousin said I look like I ate a whole ham by myself. He said I look like a bloated hog, so I gorged even more. Teasing me makes me eat more. Tease me please
I don't mind turning sideways to get through smaller door frames. One day, I might get wedged, do you think?