There's a radio advert I keep hearing at the moment. It's a business that compares themselves to companies who look after their shareholders instead of their customers... there's a woman (who represents the 'shareholder' companies) who says to her cat in a pouty voice 'oh just look how fat you've gotten... you've broken your cat flap again'. And... it's affecting me in certain ways 😅🥵

I'm like... it's me. I'm the fat cat 🫠

Thought for the day:

Sometimes I miss being skinny because when you're thin, two McDonald's meals is a stuffing. When you're fat, it's just... dinner 🤷‍♀️🤣