It's all about the HANG. What's your favorite HANG on me? Is it my arm fat, back fat, or belly fat? Oink!
Are all my lovely pigs and pig farmers having a lovely weekend? My greedy pigs better be glutting themselves breathless. I want to see complaints about work pants not fitting tomorrow morning!
Can you feel your willpower faltering? Do your hear your fat screaming at you for more? Soon you'll be a prize winning pig!