Marshmallow arms?

Layers of Lard

I thought I'd share what I was wearing for my session on Sat.

Happy Easter!

Can I help you Sir?

Tomorrow is my birthday!

It's all about the HANG. What's your favorite HANG on me? Is it my arm fat, back fat, or belly fat? Oink!

Are all my lovely pigs and pig farmers having a lovely weekend? My greedy pigs better be glutting themselves breathless. I want to see complaints about work pants not fitting tomorrow morning!

Ugh, I think I'm going to pop. I just ate a massive plate of homemade Thanksgiving poutine.